Hi ya’ll, it’s me Brit. Thought I’d let you in on my to-do list today:
1. Find Michael Jackson’s hat to hide my scary weave. Check.
2. Squeeze into baby Sean’s Easter suit vest. Check.
3. Let my lady parts eat my shorts. Check.
4. Try and throw gang signs near my uterus. Bizzy in the hizzy, y’all! Check.
5. Continue to not understand why people have little respect for my choices. Check.
1. Find Michael Jackson’s hat to hide my scary weave. Check.
2. Squeeze into baby Sean’s Easter suit vest. Check.
3. Let my lady parts eat my shorts. Check.
4. Try and throw gang signs near my uterus. Bizzy in the hizzy, y’all! Check.
5. Continue to not understand why people have little respect for my choices. Check.
