Hi ya’ll, it’s me Brit. Thought I’d let you in on my to-do list today:
1. Find Michael Jackson’s hat to hide my scary weave. Check.
2. Squeeze into baby Sean’s Easter suit vest. Check.
3. Let my lady parts eat my shorts. Check.
4. Try and throw gang signs near my uterus. Bizzy in the hizzy, y’all! Check.
5. Continue to not understand why people have little respect for my choices. Check.
1. Find Michael Jackson’s hat to hide my scary weave. Check.
2. Squeeze into baby Sean’s Easter suit vest. Check.
3. Let my lady parts eat my shorts. Check.
4. Try and throw gang signs near my uterus. Bizzy in the hizzy, y’all! Check.
5. Continue to not understand why people have little respect for my choices. Check.
4 comments:
lol! love that you created a category for posts dedicated to Brit. classic!
ok-you are hilarious. You should guest blog on perezhilton!
Laurel, your blog is SO funny ... I love it! I have to add you to my list of blogs to stalk so that I can be entertained more often! Glad to hear that you joined us on the westside, but so sad that you're in northern instead of southern CA, bummer!
oops, jenn mullen by-the-way :")
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